Nothing funny here.

Sorry all. I miss my family and home too much to try and be funny and ridiculous. I would start a blog on being homesick and ready to kill my hotel roomates, but i'm not sure how popular it would be. I shall see you all again in happier times.

Missing

Yup, he's missing. I guess technically not missing, but at least he is not here. We are missing him though!!! Jon had to take a job out of state. The timing pretty much coincided with my starting clinicals for nursing, and yes, since you asked, I am losing my mind! He comes home whenever he can, but has been working 7 days the last couple weeks. We are very ready for a visit. I will let him know he needs to update his blog when he comes home. Although I do not comment, I still read all your blogs faithfully. You are all very good company (even if you don't know you are).

Want more hits?

If you've just written that Pulitzer prize winning blog post, and feel it deserves a little more attention than you've been getting, try signing up and submitting the post to Reddit.com

http://reddit.com/

Depending on how interesting you are, this sight will usually get you anywhere from 50 to an unlimited number of hits. It puts your post on a list where it is voted up or down until you are no longer on the list. I've had one post get over 300 hits in less than 24 hours.

Kind of fun, Good Luck.

Thou shalt not covet.

When I first published photos of my flamed out mower, a very dear friend of mine became filled with jealousy, and coveted my mower. It consumed his every waking hour. It began to affect our friendship, and even his marriage.

But just like the Grinch, he soon saw the error in his ways, and his heart grew three sizes. As token of getting over his insatiable lust for my mower, he sent me the latest modification to my lawn rod:

THE SKULL SHIFTER KNOB!!!!!

Thanks Rizzo.



 

News Flash: I'm Still Getting Old.

It seems that once again, I am given another reminder of the fact that I am not as young as I used to be. Due to repeated injury over the years, I have developed a large "boob" like growth on my elbow, that the elbow specialist doctor has informed me is permanant.

Had I only known that this condition would be the result, I might have held off on a few "Atomic Elbow" moves back in my "I'm going to be a professional wrestler" days.

While I must admit that having a "boob" permanantly attached to my elbow has it's own advantages (being a male), it also provides me with yet another sign that I'm getting old.


 

It had to be done.

There is now one less project standing between me and blogging. 

Remember me?

Hello! I'm alive. I haven't forgotten you all! I've just been quite busy.

Here are the top ten things that are keeping me from blogging.

1. Building towers so that everyone has more "bars" on their phones.

2. Battling lice. Not a joke. I shall certainly have to post on this episode someday.

3. Quitting smoking. Going well I guess. No one has died yet.

4. Landscaping on a budget. This involves digging up rocks in the yard and making piles of them in front of the house.

5. Girls softball.

6. New member of family, Jack. Half German Shepard, half Collie, and full of sh........ poop.

7. Mowing my lawn with my new used riding lawn mower. I think next weekend, I shall paint flames on it.

8. Helping "friends" with trees that have been damaged by several recent storms. Friends that I seem to only see after violent, tree damaging storms.

9. Thinking about exercising.

10. Working on being a "Fun Dad", instead of just a funny one.

Sorry I haven't posted in so long or visited any of your blogs. I shall try to get back into it when I can.